Relevant:
XKCD 1200
Configuring WINE prefix...Just so the virus doesn’t feel left out.
Virus after: -What is this place?
Also virus: This is not my house, this is not my beautiful wife
Didn’t the wannacry payload (yes, that one) actually work through wine? I remember the running joke was “Heh, finally something works in wine”
Tell that to the monero miner I had to nuke when I took over one of my clients’ legacy systems. Thing was a literal hydra, detonation was the only option. Was on CentOS 5, but it was written to be POSIX compliant.
“Linux doesn’t have viruses”
Just because you haven’t found any doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Most people using Linux probably wouldn’t be getting viruses on Windows either.
Once ‘free Microsoft office linux’ is a common web search result the incidence of viruses will probably go up a lot.
I’m so writing a virus to just
sudo rm -fr /*Don’t forget
--no-preserve-rootI don’t think that applies since /* will just glob out to all the filenames in /
You’re right, I missed that
sudo: command not foundYou have no power here!
True chads use root account only without sudo installed
nice of you to remove the french language pack for them, makes for a lighter system!
Now that’s just mean
What does adding fur real do?
It’s for gen-alpha computers. Makes sure all them files are yeeted, no cap.
Sudo rm -fr —yt-nc
That’s a different command
Why delete the French language? What French people did to you?
But in that scene…
Gandalf is a fkn trojan
Stop with this stupid meme, it was false when it started and it is much more false now.
Linux has plenty of viruses, windows viruses are still functional under wine, and there are still the entire phishing and scam world.
Malicious packages exist yanno, even in software stores… Viruses should be the least of your worries
