- $ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~- The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways. - This guy gets it! 
 
- now that is funny 
- $ cat girl - 😄 
 
- alias stopresisting="sudo"
 - stopresisting !!- This incident will be REPORTED! 
- Back in my day, this alias would be - fucking.- https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck - It’s just fuck. - alias fucking=sudois what I was referring to in this case.
 
- If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P - Ah, fair enough, I had missed the - !!- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
 
 
- It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG” 
- Lol 
 
- God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I’m so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It’s just such boomer humor. - You’re right, we should ask for consent. - sudo chmod -R 777 /- May god have mercy on your kernel. - (For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.) - deleted by creator - fr fr - deleted by creator - Excellent 
 
 
 
 
- Relax its just a meme - Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic 
 
 
- unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep- more;yes;umount;sleep - That explains the picture in the post 
- spicy ao3 tags 
- That would probably not make it past the yes without intervention. 
 
- I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”. - Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans. - you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don’t start treating it like it has feelings. - i’ll take - ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIREover- oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwuany day.- Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can’t beat 'em…), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different “personalities”, and those who don’t can just have the machinelike codes. 
 
 
- you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer 
- I AM THE ADMINISTATOR! - L’administrateur, c’est moi! 
 
- That’s because ‘users’ in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn’t care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs 
- Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal 
- Couldn’t agree more 
 
- I prefer to - man touch🏳️🌈- From - man touch:
 “Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”- It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. 
 
- Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”. - yhea, however - sudo touch woman - Fapolicy would like a word. 
 
- Your username says it all 
 
- based linux waiting for consent 
- Broke: touch woman 
 Woke: become woman- become woman && touch $(whoami)
- bespoke: and then touch yourself
 
- I think in the middle east group they can - chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.
- i actually have a - nobody:nobodychowned,- =000chmodded file named- grassin my home directory- its easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named - woman- Grass inside your home? - Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk? 
- I also - touch grassif I need to check if filesystem is read-write
- Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it - i study computer science - how would an empty file named - womanbe homework
 
 
- You’ll have permission if you go $HOME. - I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong. - One day ima have it one day 
 
- deleted by creator - To be fair, you do sound like an idiot - deleted by creator - Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :) - But only if she freely consents, of course 
- I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way. 
 
 
- Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women - deleted by creator - Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together. 
 
 
- You’re 43 I mean you should have one 
 
- Real incel vibes here, OP - Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you’re this serious 
 
- sudo !! 























