alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking.https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudois what I was referring to in this case.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!!- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
Lol
Real incel vibes here, OP
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleepmore;yes;umount;sleep
That explains the picture in the post
I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”.
Couldn’t agree more
Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.
you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don’t start treating it like it has feelings.
i’ll take
ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIREoveroh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwuany day.Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can’t beat 'em…), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different “personalities”, and those who don’t can just have the machinelike codes.
I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
L’administrateur, c’est moi!
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I’m so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It’s just such boomer humor.
Well, if you say so.
sudo chmod -R 777 /May god have mercy on your kernel.
(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
Relax its just a meme
Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
I’m grabbing my wife’s titty as I type this.
Now she’s annoyed.
I explained to her I had to do it to prove that Linux users touch women.
She thinks I’m an idiot.
To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
Ah, go fuck yourself.
Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :)
But only if she freely consents, of course
I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way.
Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women
Look, maybe my post was dumb, but so is this fucking meme. It’s not fucking funny anymore, assuming it ever was. Even ironically, it’s stupid.
Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.
You’re 43 I mean you should have one
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
I prefer to
man touch🏳️🌈From
man touch:
“Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become womanbecome woman && touch $(whoami)bespoke: and then touch yourself
alias consent='chmod u+x'makes creating an executable very kinky.$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~i actually have a
nobody:nobodychowned,=000chmodded file namedgrassin my home directoryits easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named
womanGrass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
Hmmm… Mmm kay
Yeah there are issues.
You’re
Is…is that how I get permission?
