I choose Mufasa
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can’t tell unless he’s driving near zero!
a vampiric lion? huh.
His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!
He’s also never looked in a mirror before.
Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious
That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.
I mean, I understand what they meant in the movie, but the logistics are weird.
Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol
the ass?
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Linka would have zero patience for Fox News people. especially if they’re positive about Russian expansionism.
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
King Julien. No one comes close.
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
That’s who we have now
No, where’s the crown?
It’s the maga hat
Okay, where’s the sense of style?
Ok, can give him that. But where’s the “all problems shall be solved with dancing” executive order.
Damnit, you’re right
At least the irratic behaviour internationally would be presented in a funny way 😉
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
I mean we could just use Keith David in general right? Like would it necessarily have to be that version from Rick & Morty?
We could but I mean he’s already got experience
He’s got VP experience if we go with the Saints Row version
He’s a VP that really gets things done, in Saints Row.
Requiem for a Dream though…
President meeseeks would be fire. He’d get shit done for people.
I’m going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS
Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can’t decide which.
Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.
Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.
He is from Iowa. But Spock would be a good Secretary of State (McCoy should be vice president to get the Southern vote).
Archer.
Mallory Archer.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we’re headed for Barry though. 😞
Eh… idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you’re never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, “the poors”)
So, Lucille from Arrested Development
They have the same vibe, but Lucille is kind of a buffoon, whereas Mallory gets shit done.
They’re literally the same character, other than the fact that Lucille has to be more manipulative than Mallory. Mallory gets shit done directly because she is directly in charge. Lucille manipulates everyone around her, and gets shit done indirectly. It isn’t as efficient, but it’s the only path she has.
Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!
Joking, I’d vote for the roadrunner.
I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.
Magneto.
Daria
Clark Kent.
He always disappears in emergency situations though. Can’t rely on the guy.
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀
