Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Doggo
Pussydawg
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
Nyan
voidfucker
Moo
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
Perfect for a Sphynx cat.
My cat Chili could relate.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
Siri or Heygoogle
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Little Kitty Tables
This guy injects
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish “Pussy”
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
Dog
My uncle had a pitbull named “kitty kitty”.
Atleast that’s what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he’d always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty… ".
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.
Adolf Kitler
(simply shocked nose snorting)
Wow.
Chairman Meow
Actually I like that one.
Fidel Catro
Meowssolini
Mlemin
