Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
He is indeed.
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
deleted by creator
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Help…
Ah thanks. I’ve never used f1 before
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
deleted by creator
Girls don’t pay bills here, sad though!
deleted by creator
I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink… I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!
deleted by creator
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Removed by mod
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
