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Bruh…
I know :(
exactly; you’ll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrustTM Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot Google Pixel with Android SafetyCoreWARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.
And owls. Still owls.
FBI? No, I am not opening up.
Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we’re going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it’s done - which I kinda expect - it’s still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing
Linux crosses 4% market share
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
Now at 5% usage!
I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
It’s at 3.2% on steam
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I’d buy 1%, though, and that’s something.
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
I welcome it.
Beans.
It’ll be fucking beans.
What about orbs?
Bean. Orbs.
!remindme 11 years it’s bean time
The classics never die.
AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
Do you have any water?
I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.
What’s your toilet paper situation like?
We use communal toilet brushes I stead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.
the incident
Go on…
You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?
I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don’t do that?
Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
Yeah, that’s what killed the dinosaurs.
Can you bring them back?
356,411 km, give or take.
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.
Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?
If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.
The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
Woah, I just posted about Art Bell and was thinking about when I heard about this guy on Coast-to-Coast AM and was trying to remember his name.
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