Occam’s Razor: My guy banged his computer.
I wonder if they will be able to reproduce
This is where I got the joke from lol
I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn’t “booploot”
Right letters, lol. Have you seen my name before?
I believe I’ve lurked in communities where you’ve commented.
Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.
libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.
time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you’ll be over just after you finish this config…
Closed as unable to replicate
He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you.
Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.
RTFM!
For those that don’t understand the acronym:
Resist The Fucking. Masturbate!
CLOSED: not a bug
CLOSED: Couldn’t reproduce.
Vandalism ain’t cool.
Sometimes it’s good enough to be saved forever. E.g: WP:BJAODN
It’s fake. There aren’t actually enough bug reports to get to that number
Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.
What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?
You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.
There’s a grub flag for that
I can confirm, happened to me.
You got scammed. That one is expired.
I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.
No, for that you need Turbolinux
How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…
“Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂
I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.
When I installed it, my wife left me and gave me all my sperm back.
Ewww.
For the future people, who will be curious what is actually under that number: https://github.com/archlinux/archinstall/issues/4269
It doesn’t exist. As of 8 hours ago, there are 4001 issues on that repo
That Link is broken. Heres the working link
Voyager’s link preview to the rescue

You were never in any real danger.
to anyone reading this: here’s the actual working link
This is why you hover over links before clicking on them… I recognize it…
XcQ
don’t click you!XcQ, link stays blue.
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That’s why I say “for future people”.
Instructions to replicate this bug???
Try Nix. She’s into the weird stuff.
What’s so good about Nix? Genuine question.
Glad you asked! To start, the module system is really powerful, especially coupled with the flexibility of the nix language itself. It takes work to wrap your brain around everything but once you do it becomes such a cool ecosystem. If Arch is like using Lego blocks to configure your system, NixOS is like using a 3D printer. You have to learn about the store, function libraries, etc. It can be complicated and messy. But you can do some pretty cool things with it!
What’s the repo situation like? Does it have all or most of the packages you’d want?
There’s loads. I’ve never had trouble finding any and you can build/customize your own. You can search through the main repo here: https://search.nixos.org/packages but there are also loads of user made modules.
nixpkgs is the largest repo, period.
NixOS gives you a declarative build from a config file, so you can reproducibly deploy the same system, without worry of a system using different dependencies.
MicroOS does something similar in that you can first boot from a config file and the system builds, including services and applications.
It’s Gentoo, but for cowards.
Well take my upvote for being so f*#&ing brave (°▽°)/ Bet your socks go all the way up
With some tweaks to the flags you could recompile everything optimized to your hardware but now reproducible
I know, love, I’m just joking around.















