I don’t why but “This incident will be reported” scares the shit out of me for some reason.😂
What always triggers feelings of cosmic horror is the question: “Whom is this reported to?”
Santa Claus, you go on the naughty list
Wait, if my brain runs and uses Linux then…
Oh god…
ADHD is a zombie LLM process constantly spitting out vaguely related nonsense, draining your energy and processor cycles for nothing productive.
It all makes sense now.
Nah, it’s nothing that complicated, it’s just a bash script
while [ 0 -eq 0 ] do wall | head -c 16 /dev/random sleep 1 doneshouldn’t it be
head -c 16 /dev/random | wallyep that works a lot better. Mine did spit out a wall message, but only after the script hangs and has to be
ctrl-D’ed. I figured I had tested enough for the internet joke and I shipped it to prod.
One day we’ll be ready to switch to a stable repo
goddamn I wish I could shut down my brain this way. mmmmph. genuine envy.
Don’t think rm -rf
Don’t think rm -rf
Don’t think rm -rf
Wait… what was I not supposed to think about? rm -rf
drops dead while drooling
whoopsie poopsie
Memory leak 🫠
Wait, who’s processig the request???
Me
Asshole
Brainstem
Alarm
in the files
Started terminal-lly. Stuck now and got lots of VIM all night. Supposed to do something with colon. Directions unclear now just a q.
