Apple fans would like even “Liquid shit with fart bubbles UI” if it would be released by Apple.

I use legal/bureaucratic slang when I write some legal bureaucratic shit. I use kids slang when I talk to kids. I use Reddit slang when I post here. Should I continue or you get the idea?

Because it is a historically settled down terminology that everyone understands and there is no adequate reason to change it.

Master. I find this out of context fight against words pathetic.

Debian. It works so well that I never even looked at different distros during the last 20 years or so…

What? The penguin bird is so fat that it is bigger than a window? Or… I know: “Stick penguin into hole!” But why? Nah… Hey, can somebody read ancient Egyptian?

Flatpack? Nice idea, but I never find the associated tools convenient.

Warnings by who? By journalists and managers? They mostly don’t understand anything. Very few engineers even mentioned “AI” for the very same reason why engineers are quiet about teleportation, democracy and elves.

10 minutes is enough only for “Oh, that’s too difficult, let’s pretend that I’m content with Windows as it is”