MrBobs

Tmesis. Breaking up a word and inserting another word.

Like absolutely becomes…

Abso-bloody-lutely.

Don’t think it has to be a swear word, but it seems most common. :)

With mixed results I’ve used it for summarising the plots of books if I’m about to go back into a book series I’ve not read for a while.

Not really unique, but I started carrying small Bluetooth earphones on my keyring. They are excellent for listening to audiobooks etc when doing solo boring tasks like food shopping etc.