Its more expensive, tastes worse, is prepared worse, and uses worse ingredients. The fuck is happening?

The Purge. They’re all dumb as fuck. “No lawz fur wun day. Halps soseyetti.”

Yeah no, trust in the government would break the floor and anarchy would reign instead. Not to mention businesses would probably refuse to operate here.

I was introduced to BAR like 3 months ago and I still have no idea wtf I’m doing.

Online matches typically vary between these 3 experiences:

1. Your teams seem evenly matched in skill, 3 people on each team still have no units to speak of 30 minutes in.
2. One team has a true 20 openSkill player. They are consuming the other team’s players whole at the 18 minute mark.
3. It has been 3 hours, your’s and your allies’ units are a river flowing forth from your bases. They clash with the sea of enemies in a flurry of dazzling sounds. The frontline has held exactly at the middle for the past hour.