I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • FilthyHands@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    13·
    12 days ago

    Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
      4·
      12 days ago

      But it has a direct reference to it’s competitors which won’t be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down