Damn… XKCD for this too?
Damn… XKCD for this too?
About the piracy part - try using Heroic or Lutris. Lutris has worked for me every single time without fail, but I did need to take some effort into understanding how wine/proton works on the surface level. Try using GE (glorious eggroll) versions of proton/wine too.
The sudden South Indian accent surprised me (vonly)