Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!

And don’t feed it after midnight!

Boo!

2048 chickens.

But apparently not in periods…

No, just a pre-internet meme about red cars.

Red ones go faster.

Similar boat here. While we’ll probably be all right, I fear for the vulnerable and weak.

No, his image is all he cares about, which is not the same thing.

Does he have to have one? I’ve never gotten the impression that he cares about his legacy.

Probed.

(For those playing along at home, those “best beaches” are on the Big Island, while my suggestion is on Oahu.)

Waimanalo Beach is what you want!

Yeah, gotta be wary of those sinister people…