BananaPeal

Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

Suddenly Seymour.

A droll factoid.

A Thanksgiving duck!

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has “glide” in the name!

I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.

“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin

My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”

I just can’t even right now or later. I don’t care if that makes me basic.