CaptainBlagbird

Plunder the Booty

I’m a master in Cacography!

Ah no wait, that’s Limmy not Lemmy, my bad.

Allanoi is going to be the name of a 0 INT Warforged character I’ll create ^^

rock egg

Pseudo thinks the supermarket came before the egg or the chicken.

From the title my stupid brain thought you were looking for flavour powder that made the water taste like it was expired/old (maybe for Halloween or as a joke or something) xD

Additionally stop looking at screens some time before bed, this influences your sleep negatively. Also avoid alcohol.

Most smart watches track your sleeping quality and some allow you to (manually) log such external interferences for you to reflect what might cause the most distress for your sleep.

For example I had the Amazfit GTS 2 mini, which is quite cheap and the app has this feature.

They usually have bot accounts to upvote themselves. On reddit there were a lot of dropship scam bots, on other social media other shady stuff as you said.

Reddit

🫣 But…

In my head:

You: “Mom! Everything looks bad!”
Mom: “I know sweetheart, but even though everything seems hopeless we have to focus on the positive things…”

• The speed of light is pretty slow at that scale, it would take thousands of years until the mouth is closed.

• The speed of sound (in air?) is much much slower than the speed of light. See above.

• How fast? I guess die, because that would cause a whole lot of other problems.

• Yeah, the gravity would pull the galaxy to it, but it would also take quite some time (one normal galactic year is about 225 million earth years, we wouldn’t instantly be pulled with an immense acceleration, we would probably just continue our orbit in a slightly different path or reverse, which would have it’s effects but not immediate in our scale, right?)

Did you open one up yet? That might give you a clue 🤔

E.g. I don’t know exactly how wide the gaps are, but here it looks like small insects could get in. Maybe you have another problem than smoke 🫣

No, but I was so close 🤏🏻 to get a hearse

One day…

Not quite but close, I’m Swiss ;)

Tis you?

“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”

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The best would probably be to go as a group of colleagues and complain to the manager about Sarah. Tell the manager everything you wrote her.

But if the others don’t want to do that, then something like that might work:

Have some (secret) friends eat at the restaurant on different nights and complain to the manager about Sarah specifically.

They shouldn’t lie. But saying stuff like this might put the focus on the problem: “we waited for an hour for our food, meanwhile we saw this lady calmly smoke for 30 minutes”

You could also do the same as online reviews over some time span with a bunch of fake accounts.