You’ll never catch me alive

frantically hacks a car with excel on my phone

The likes are the vim users with humor, the dislikes the ones without.

Microsoft Word over wine.

Though I prefer to use it OOTB, no change settins, makes setup easier. I use a script to remove formatting.

You are not adding anything.

The desktop share statistics say otherwise

Yes, thank you, this is correct.

The ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC (the american agency) is not pleased.

Yes, but that is, from a certain linguistic perspective, mispronouced. That was it’s literal name as an acronym at one point though.

I think the real reason it’s pronounced Guh-nome, is because there are no silent letters in acronyms.

It’s similar to the reason why SQL sounds like ess-cue-ell instead of a version of he word sickle that sounds like there was a submarine imploding in your mouth.
Singular letters are important in acronyms and always pronounced distinctively. And if they’re vocally strung together, that’s still distinctive.

Get ready for an awesome letter by your ISP then