I laughed. Then I remembered that my first distro was Slackware.

Poorly.

I’d imagine at least one of us was a pretty bad person.

I need a jynnan tonnyx.

Never gonna give you up.

Because their mascot is already named Wilber and BSD already has an infernal mascot.

brb. Switching distros.

Pepsi isn’t going to print an insert for every machine. They’re gonna print an insert that fits the machine you have to rent from Pepsi. Same with Coke.

Design, get design approved, print inserts, package inserts, ship inserts, give lead time for most stores to receive inserts, swap inserts, discard old inserts.

As opposed to design, get design approved, send.

Pop in a bootable usb and check.

It also lets the Epstein class know who the minors are.

Pfft. It doesn’t need a video card.

Razer Viper V1.

Would have bought something else if I knew you could only change the device’s onboard button mapping using windows. Yes, you can remap it in software, but that’s not the point. I shouldn’t have to set up some hacky bullshit to do something that the manufacturer didn’t feel like supporting or documenting.

Once bitten, twice shy. She demonstrated that she is untrustworthy.

Nope. Right click every time.

Finally bought a mouse with optical switches.

What do you suppose you’re removing from the lint trap?

Haiku.

I am obligated to inform you that I run linux.

Well, for sandwiches you can put them tomatoes-up under a broiler for a few minutes. You’ll still have tomatoes, but they won’t be raw. It improves the texture and deepens the flavor significantly.

It’s what centrists call anyone to the left of netanyahu.