They will inevitably ask you the age-old question of why…at that point you will go into the abyss of which there is no escape
BBQ certs…never knew that was an option and now have something to truly live for!
The little grout space between the tiles…can’t clean the fucking things well enough and shit always gets in there
When I used to do phone support I stopped telling them the entire picture and started saying things like look in the left hand side of your screen what do you see there…they say blah blah blah and I go click on blah blah blah then I move on to the next step what do you see on your screen now. Seemed to get me to my goal quicker then OK I’ll have you open a chrome window and do xyz because they won’t do that.
It will take however long it takes to implement the fix in person or implement a disaster recovery plan. Couple hours, days maybe weeks depending on the size of organization. Thankfully my work doesn’t use crowdstrike but the main fix I’ve heard requires in person boot in safe mode, delete file and reboot to every effected machine, not difficult just time consuming if you have thousands of endpoints that need to be fixed.
The lessons we learn…
How do you do that in python…
If it’s the rock with the calcite or quartz circle, and if we ascribe any cultural/spiritual meaning to it, the closest I can think is you found a wishing stone.
Pics or it didn’t happen, would be what I’d say…