Challenger Deep.
Challenger Deep.
I’m going to have to go with Hydrogen on this one.
Ankylosaurus. Extinct, but still. It’s like what you’d get if you shoved a turtle, a rhino, and a dragon into that teleporter from The Fly .
Two answers. First, WTF are you doing asking in here, go see a doctor. Hell, see 3 of em.
But also, life is just a meaningless struggle against empathy anyway. You’re best off just accepting it and trying to have some fun before your inevitable natural death.
And don’t worry, existential crises get easier to live with after your first few. It might help to get a low-dose anxiety medication.
Any Legend of Zelda game.
Well to be fair a lot of those politicians aren’t in the 1%, they just want to be. And they’re more than happy to toe the party line and step on everyone they can in order to get to the top. And then there’s the true believers, but let’s be honest anybody who’s a true believer or anything is crazy.
I’m sorry but propaganda does not technically count as candy.
To be fair I once got 5 dimes wrapped in a little black mesh thing. It was lame as hell, but they did make an effort so I didn’t complain. But even back in the late 80s/early 90s, 50¢ wasn’t really useful, even for a kid.
Best: King size candy bars
Worst: Those little rock-hard peanut butter taffy things in the black and orange wrappers.
That it doesn’t matter how powerful wizard you are, you’ll still need to find a way to pay your rent.
This is relevant here in Chicago. Probably because it’s the city with the second largest Polish population outside of Warsaw. Also paczki are pretty tasty.
Go to the bathroom before you go into the place.
Not true. We just call people who focus on the wrong kinds of games “assholes.”
If fucking Citibank has one goddamn floppy drive living in a building somewhere I will shove a Frisbee down my throat until I can’t see it anymore.
You mean 3.5" drink coasters?
I could tell you about the drunken screaming too if it’ll help lol
Do what I did as a kid getting my wisdom teeth removed. Have your mother steal the prescription meds and then suffer for two weeks with Tylenol.
Early onset arthritis. Yet another kind of bad to thank my mother for.
I’ve accepted that humanity is fucked. Once you get past the existentialism, things get easier. It helps if you’ve had a bunch of estasential crises before this one.
Two questions: do you like these people, and is anything anywhere near where it could go if it starts rolling?
The only way you’re getting blood out of me for any reason other than medical purposes is if you pay me or commit a crime. That goes for the plasma too.