featuring Clippy

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series & Knuckles

I got cancer from the title

Sure, except that end user market share for MacOS is larger than Linux probably

You must have downloaded some pre-packaged install because Arch by default doesn’t come with a GUI. Normally you have to install everything yourself: https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Installation_guide

https://github.com/zabbix/zabbix ?

The

You mean GNU\Windows\NT

Ohh, so like he’s the Tommy Tallarico of tech

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Not really an “Average Windows/MacOS user will run into” issue but most power users would run into it

Also, there is some talking on github on how they will probably completely drop LVM in the near futur… That’s not what someone should expect from a Linux installer!

It’s a shitshow. Looking at their repo’s issues list has lots of noise, but the worst of them is that the LVM issue has been open for over a year now. Sure, open source, anyone’s free to work on it by why would distros use such a feature incomplete installer?

Even then those who have to installers don’t really have a good experience with distros of wide market share (narrowing to Linux distros only), especially with whatever fresh hell Calamares is. (It doesn’t even support LVM or just installation with specified mounts points if you already set up your partition layout!)
Seriously, I’ve had better experience with the installer Ubuntu Server uses.

No, this is the peak microwave, from 1997

No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise Henceforth he shall walk

If you’re not sure you’d be attracted to him at all then what’s the question? Otherwise, did you enjoy the previous activities? You could give it a go once and try it out how it feels for you.

I’ll raise “Sales Call Abyss”, a hold music made for torturing telemarketers if you have access to your work’s phone exchange

Oktoberfest?

It’s so you can have the New Turkey Mode

I only keep windows around for games

Most games (well, those without invasive anti-cheats) run on Linux as well

and raising generations of people who have no fucking concept of how any of it works

Only two generations were got to be technologically literate.