You’re a fish?

Perfect for the quivering shitebag coward in your life 😊

Washing machines are a thing

Aye you’re right I do!

Mate I’ve got briefs that are two decades old, and they were from Primark! (Cheap shit clothing shop)

If I had to buy a new pack of 6 every year I’d drop the company like a hot turd 😂

At the moment I quite like Dim ones. Shit name, but I’ve had them 5 years and they’re still going strong

The Shure SM52 microphone (it used to be called the 58 but lost 6 due to budget cuts or something I dunno)

You might not have heard of it, but if you’ve been to a live gig, chances are you’ve seen one

The Three-point border https://maps.app.goo.gl/SYdbGgHj4oqMBSSn6

And the chateaux Beaufort https://maps.app.goo.gl/UYnYtavcRtzzGnf3A

Santorini is really nice, but my god it’s hard to dodge the stupid orange duck-faced bints stopping to take selfies for the 'Gram every ten seconds

Screenshot of all the interesting places I have been or want to visit in France. Note the lack of dots in Paris. There are far, far nicer places to spend your time in France

*Blackpool

Just downloaded it two days ago, it’s on 1337x.to, loads of seeders

Plenty of subs available, and subtitlespeechsync is one of my most used programs!

Hubert, did your mummy not tell you not to be so argumentative?

who (this should be written “Who” as it’s the beginning of the sentence and needs a capital letter)

like (“Who” in this case means multiple people, so this word should be “likes”

Gummigoo (This isn’t a word, I’ve no idea what you mean)

TADC (This is an initialisation, doesn’t mean anything)

Could you try typing the question in English?

You shouldn’t tell people not to buy proprietary software

Send multiple messages instead of just one, Jonny, you annoying cunt

Annoying friends who

Buzzkill is good if you have one of those

Very, very far from the world’s first, mate

Geese can be trained to be your mates

Just feed them dandelion leaves every day when you’re passing them and eventually you can pet them. Takes a month or so

Still cunts though and they peck your shoes sometimes