stopping in the middle of the road without indicating, while: looking for your destination, or having a conversation, or deciding what day it is

That’s my new pet peeve. The thing is I don’t remember seeing people do this in the past and certainly not frequently, but now I see it all the time. Mind-boggling selfishness. I think Covid rotted everyone’s brains way more than we realize.

“That’s right- landlines. I want corded phones fucking everywhere that don’t talk to anything but each other.”

Cake is just uppity bread. Acting all fancy and getting dressed up for special occasions. You changed, bro.