

I’d be tempted to go all patriot on them:
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
Shout “those against freedom and the pursuit happiness, are enemies of america!”
I wanted a Harley when I was 16, and yeah… other than the perk of occasionally being able to avoid traffic, cars are so much better and safer.