“Significant other”. It’s a stand-in for any partner (boy/girlfriend, husband/wife, commonlaw, fuckbuddy, etc)

“Microsoft”

Oh wow, I remember having one of these on my keyboard.

I got here because my parents fucked.

I despise advertising. I won’t sit through ads telling me I’m missing out, or my life would be much better if only I had x. How much of our lives is spent listening to someone try to convince us that we need some product? And somehow they’ve convinced us that wasting our time with their bullshit is ‘normal’. Being marketed to constantly is not normal.

We’re all from the past.

It could grip it by the scruff!

I’ll allow it.

That’s because you only ever dealt with them from the employee’s side. They contribute to the good of the company/organization. Sometimes that also means good for the employee, but that’s just coincidence.

I try to avoid it because it dilutes your actual point. They’re filler words, that are sometimes used for actual emphasis, but mostly just said out of habit and really don’t mean anything at all.

Besides, if you rarely swear, it makes it even more powerful when you actually fucking mean it.

If you can do calligraphy ahead of the words coming out of your mouth then I am thoroughly impressed.

Mint.

My keyboard is a normal keyboard and doesn’t finish shit.

Is she a sexy lookin hatchback you couldn’t wait to get in the back of too?

Remember to teach your cows not to accept hay from strangers in white vans hatchbacks

I jumped in with both feet this winter. I’d finally had enough of MS’s bullshit and couldn’t bear to use Win11. I built a new system and installed Mint and I’m loving it. I’ve only had very minor issues with the system itself or with gaming on Steam or Heroic.

It won’t fit in the overhead compartment.

208 hours.

Those are rookie numbers. I’ve had users that didn’t ever shut down. A power outage was the only relief that poor system got.

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Oh wow, yeah. Leaving that out is a big red flag.

Look into The Missing Missing Reasons

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