It’s also because there’s sooo much dross and very little content.

Both. Odd that you would ask without trying it yourself.

If you mime tightening a bolt, your thumb moves to the right. And vise versa.

Lefty righty, loosie tighty.

Chocks are cheaper than any incident that could occur without them.

White vinegar.

My daughter’s 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.

It’s like if you shave a mustache. “Where’d your lip go?!” then 2 days later you look normal again.

There’s some nice people here and reasoned discussion, but there is a dog pile mentality sometimes that’s way worse than reddit ever was. And it was bad enough.

Mother? Yes. There was another one that came later.

Spot on! I take it your mother didn’t off that advice?

My mom used to tell my brother’s and I to eat vegetables that were longer than they are wide because it’s good for growing an ankle duster.

Quite the personality analysis from a five sentence comment.

Why do you think it isn’t dehydration? I was told muscle spasms were due to dehydration and lack of body salts like magnesium. I’m no doctor, but I might suggest you drink more water.

Minge?

People can have a little cat food, as a treat.

I’ll introduce the concept of 'Boat Bucks ': Boats are expensive and spending $1000 is really just getting started so it eases the pain a bit to convert to Boat Bucks. 1BB = $100 and then you say “wow, gas is pretty cheap today! Only cost 3 Boat Bucks to fill up!”

My dad’s rule of thumb was, except to pay 10% of the purchase price every year on general maintenance. Not gas or slip fees, just maintenance. If one year you only spend 5% don’t frett, next year you’ll spend 15%.

With regards to range, 1/3 of a tank for the trip out, 1/3 for the trip home and 1/3 as a safety margin.

Remember when Instagram said you reached the end of new posts?

That’s bang on. Aside from the quarter. I used to call collect and they would get “Would you like to receive a collect call from ‘Hidadcomepickmeup’?”