minus-squarePoorYorick@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you think you would survive if you received every injury of your life at once?linkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoNo chance. Considering the dozens of broken bones, multiple concussions, couple stabbings, and single gunshot wound, even half my injuries would be enough to do me in if they occurred all at one. linkfedilink
minus-squarePoorYorick@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I created the word "shlarmle" for purely phonetic reasons, what should be its definition?linkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoThe act of talking around a mouthful of hot food. linkfedilink
No chance. Considering the dozens of broken bones, multiple concussions, couple stabbings, and single gunshot wound, even half my injuries would be enough to do me in if they occurred all at one.