This is just an ad for just one service. Spammy crap.

Is this you?

Copy that floppy!

Danger, danger, high voltage
When we touch, when we kiss

I just thought it was interesting that someone could not know what a tracker was and also be, you know, using one.

99% of my stuff from 1337x
what trackers even are

Meanwhile, me: Pirating since before Napster, has automated nothing at all, likes browsing private torrent trackers websites because it sort of makes me feel like I’m in Blockbuster video in the 90s walking the aisles and checking what’s available.

there’s a reason that bitlocker sounds so much like bootlicker

Nice timing to go along with the new version of Ubuntu. Fuck all the haters, Ubuntu 4 lyfe dawg, I got it tatted on my nutsack.

It is, but US anti-discrimination laws are bullshit and put so much weight on the accuser to basically need a smoking gun of a written email that specifically says “We are doing this to fire old people” for it to go anywhere.

I prefer playing with my joystick.

I don’t think it’s actually meant to be a sequence of commands as much as each set of commands do the same things. I think the “->” is a delimiter that unfortunately makes one think this is some sort of flowchart, which it is not. The flow of both don’t really make sense, but each command, in order, maps to the others. Unzip = Extract. Touch = Create. Mount = Assign.

The joke really is as simple as the Linux commands all sound vaguely sexual and thus aren’t very appropriate for a workplace, whereas the Windows commands are named professionally.

The odd use of the “->” just distracts from that, they could have used a “/” or any other delimiter and it might have been a little clearer.

You’re welcome and no problem, I went looking for it because I wanted those tips too ha.

https://programming.dev/post/47150919

The original thread with advice given to OP, in case anyone else is also looking for similar suggestions.

“Tastes like wires.”

“Step-Operating-System what are you doing!?”

…because of course it is.

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

…May I see it?

Mother, may I have some more pixels?