Nonsense. Who would go on the internet and tell lies?

And the bubbles have different shades of turquoise.

The 90’s was a wild time…

Specially for people coming from windows, this was normal. The appeal of mandrake and corel and suse was this kind of graphical control panel à la windows where you needed root privileges in a graphical interface.

I myself didn’t learn about sudo until years later, and su just from debian 3.0.

MAC address cloning to the rescue!

From the article

To address the alleged censorship part, the site also links to various options available to the public to circumvent the blocking efforts. This includes switching to third party DNS resolvers.

I know one for mine crafting…

MAC randomization to the rescue!

Beats lead…

Depends if you are messing with blue pipes or black ones.

Definitely should check your future wife’s whole online comment history, just to be safe.

I’m going out on a limb and I’m going to guess “sex”.

Jokes are discriminating, since nerds are autistic and don’t get them.

Azure has had nvme drives with hundreds of thousands of iops for a couple of years. That plus sharding should take care of any problems. I have personally taken care of a project with 2M tps and it wasn’t even the biggest in my region, at the small-ish company I work for. Yes, re-architecting that is a pain but doable.

Lift and shift may be out of the question tho.

NoSQL are growing 50% YoY, have like 5% market share. They offer ACID, all enterprise security you expect, and cheap scaling. NewSQL are popping up left and right. Many Fortune companies have already canceled their Oracle contracts and are in the middle of moving away before support expires, or at least paying for 3rd party support. Moving all oracle install base. No saying it’s easy, but if you piss the C suite enough, they will bite the bullet.

Hard disagree. Cloud natives like aurora and spanner can kick ass, and Postgres, MongoDB and Yugabyte or Planetscale are eating a lot of business FAST. Most companies see Oracle as legacy. It won’t go away any faster than mainframe has, but you are far from stuck with them.

Dieses

Plus water isn’t wet, it makes things wet.

That’s not a software choice, that’s a kink and we should not shame.

… Or how I have taken to call it lately, Windows plus Microsoft…