A close family member of mine got fired from their teaching job because someone lied and said they had kidnapped a student.
In reality, they were trying to help them get away from an abusive home situation, and the guardian straight up lied to everyone and everyone took their side instead.
Double Beefy Crunch Burrito. If it’s made right, goddamn those hit the spot every time.
Other than that, try a Baja Blast freeze if they have them.