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  • I once long ago worked in the incoming mail department for are insurance company. It was basically data entry.

    Thing was, there wasn’t enough work.

    There were two teams of five, plus a supervisor for each team, and a manager above them.

    So what would happen was, we would arrive in and go to our spots, a few minutes later the main would arrive. Most days there was 100 pieces of mail to process, a really busy day may have twice this amount.

    Even the most complex items would take me 10 minutes to process. The bulk was around 3 minutes, given the above, could personally have processed all the mail on an average day, with 3hrs to spare for complications.

    On an average day, I got in the order of 30-40 minutes of work.

    On slow days, it was more like 20.

    I started coming in late, sleeping at my desk. Wandering around, going up to the upper management offices and the roof.

    I eventually got fired, after months of this behaviour. Not because I was underperforming, no! I got fired, because I was “effecting the moral of the team”

    I can see the point of why I was fired. I was an arse, I wasn’t suitable for the role.


  • This fucks me off sooooooooo much; in NZ there are a lot of (a fuck of a lot) of roads that don’t have overtaking zones for a long way.

    Getting an opportunity to overtake the slow prick you have been following for 20 minutes, just to have them speed up…forcing me to go faster than I’m comfortable with, then being in front and have them sitting on your arse for the next 10km, even though you are going faster than before you overtook them…FUCK OFF!!!








  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nztoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml...
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    16 days ago

    Literally nothing.

    Give him a high five and tell him to keep doing what he is doing. Since we invent the time machine, I wouldn’t want to fuck that up. Really I wouldn’t even visit.

    I would however be expecting a visit from my future self, to get the details on how to solve global warming and a bunch of other issues.




  • Lathes are serious machines. They require serious caution!

    At my previous job, there was a very lucky apprentice; he was working on “the small lathe”; the sleeve on his overalls caught on the work piece. His arm was pulled into the machine the overall sleeve tore as it was being pulled in. He got very nasty friction burns all up the under side of his arm; if the sleeve didn’t tear, at minimum he would have lost the arm…the lathe didn’t stop spinning during the event. He panicked (understandably) and didn’t think to hit the e-stop.

    Table saws and lathes…don’t fuck around with them. Powerful tools require serious caution; but they are also very useful when used correctly.



  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nztoLinux@lemmy.mlLinux and your family
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    26 days ago

    I needed to update my parents old NUC from Win7, it was either new hardware to run Win10 or give Linux a try, I told them I had been running Linux since 09 full time and it isn’t any harder than running Windows.

    I said how about you give it a go for a month or so and see how you go.

    I installed Mint, it has been a few years now and no real issues beyond taking a while to get the printer working. I installed rust desk for remote assistance which I have only used 3 times since install.


  • When I was a teen walking home from a party at around 2am, I saw a car reverse out of a driveway and slam into a car. The dude drive off in a hurry.

    Checked on the driver of the second car, he was fine, but the car was messed up.

    We called the cops and waited, after an hour, called again only to discover that they “were already at the scene”.

    Turns out that the dude had another crash a few hundred metres down the road.