Jimmybander

Blue Bell. They killed people with their listeria negligence.

Most of our machines at my office run Win 10 or 11 and we haven’t had the blue screen. I was wondering why we hadn’t experienced this. Still don’t know.

These comments could be part of an episode of Qi.

Fuck MONDAY

The deaths of certain people.

I write and speak the word please quite a lot. In all of my emails when requesting things for work or pleasure I use it. I was raised in the US South and I think it’s very common practice here to teach kids in such a way. My own kids are being taught the same. I can’t obviously speak for the rest of Western society though.

Oh, but, antisemitism is the problem. Yeah. It seems like the Israelis have completely forgotten what happen to the Jews in Germany. No concern or compassion for history.

Me in the 90s as a kid. My uncle had a Mac. One button on the mouse. I’m like wtf is this? Two buttons too complicated? Never looked back.

It’s as if you’ve read my mind.

Bourbon and Coca-Cola Classic w/ice Sometimes a double.

Why: I want a cocktail that can get me drunk quickly. The coke is sweet and masks the disgusting alcohol flavour.

That’s awesome. Have a great time!

Stores are becoming less relevant by the day.

I’m excited to find out!

I believe you’ve actually found someone worse than Trump.

For many years I’ve wanted to see that. It would be absolutely unstoppable.

Maytag dishwasher and gas dryer. Maytag had always purported themselves to be a top brand. However, both of these products would not last more than 4 years. I should have bought the Bosch dishwasher like consumer reports told me.

Sounds like my wife.

Why must you be so wrong?

You’ll get spiders in your coochie!

I cheated on her. It was a moment of complete stupidity that I instantly regretted. 2004 was a rough year.