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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • They don’t give a shit about your stolen items, and 9/10 times it’s a complete waste to even contact them over “petty theft”, regardless of how valuable the item/s are to you.

    When I was in college, my apartment got broken into. The cop that came when I called was less than helpful. Some highlights:

    • He immediately argued with me that the crowbar marks on the door frame must have been there before.
    • I told him about the TV that was stolen and he bragged that he had two TVs that were larger than that.
    • He tried to bust me for weed when he saw my hookah. I had to explain to him that it was in fact not a bong and was only used for tobacco.
    • He mentioned that if it were him robbing me, he would have stolen the microwave instead.
    • As he was leaving, he told me that they wouldn’t be able to catch whoever did it, so they weren’t going to look.