I think this is more of a compatibility benchmark than something anyone is actually going to do.

You took liberating software off of your kids computer so they could do brainrot with their friends.

Pretty sad state of affairs if you ask me.

No matter what the situation, you’re not financially behind yet, but if nothing changes in 10 years, you will be.

Save and invest. If you don’t have at least $200k net worth by the time you’re 40, you’re probably never going to retire.

Look, I brush and floss on a routine and haven’t had a cavity since I was a kid.

But what am I supposed to be doing with my feet? I get that my teeth can rot out, but I have never worried about feet falling off…

“Unlock your phone and hand it to me”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought”

Hey, Mr. Self-righteous. Tell us about how you live in a small efficient urban dwelling served nearly entirely by renewable energy, that you don’t own a car, don’t eat meat, and never take longer than a 5 minute shower.

And if even one of those things isn’t true, I demand a full explanation for why you hate the planet and want it to die.

Especially if you own a car. If you own a car and you’re shaming people for the environmental impact of AI, you owe it to us all to sell that thing today and prove your superiority to the rest of us.

EDIT: Nevermind, just reviewed your comment history to see that you are an enthusiastic spectator of the Russia/Ukraine war. Given that war is the single most ecologically destructive force on the planet, it is clear that you are completely irredeemable, and should keep your snide comments to yourself.

It’s not a real ThinkPad if it doesn’t have a keyboard frontlight.

Edit: Downvoting this joke is proof that I have more ThinkPad cred than you.