Fat cat!

My mum recorded this and would play it when she wanted me to goto bed early.

For me that meant that dinner was half an hour away. That tune always makes me hungry now.

I got permabanned from there once, I made a comment on anpost about the pedo leadsinger of the lostprophets saying something like " he deserves to die in the least humane way possible".

I appealed it by saying “Google him and tell me you don’t agree with me” 2 days later I was unbanned.

I think they’re dead.

If you tell me I will use them, I’m not a mind reader, I’m a dumbass with an internet connection.

That’s why I just stick with they/them, anyone who gets annoyed about me using that isn’t worth the energy, it’s an anonymous message board, I don’t know you, that’s my purse!

You are supposed to do deep research on the person you’re commenting to…

I barely even read usernames, plus Voyager App doesn’t show profile bios, so even if I wanted to check their profile I can’t and I’m sure as fuck not using the mobile website to get the information.

Because someone conviced people that giving money as a present is a no no, but a “gift card” isn’t, I’d rather you give me $20 cash over a $30 gift card for one specific set of stores that you’d never goto.

That they seem to be treated as if they’re more important than the content they’re advertising on.

Don’t call them, it’s just them screaming " NOT THE BEES!" Over and over again for a minute, weirdest wank ever.

Sorry, I’ll fix that.

Its 5 meters from my back door to my car, I ran through 5 spider webs walking to my car this morning, the last one right at my car door.

We’re having trouble integrating Night mode into Racist Browser.

Not really… You seem to be the only one having an issue with it.

Well, she essentially did, she’s inferring "Say what you actually mean“, so say racist instead of brave.

The Racist Little Toaster.

Nah, I’m running AussieOS, they’re flipped.