Free as in fallin’?

Why would you do this when the functionality is built right in?

1. Open Photoshop
2. Select the Ellipse Tool
3. Draw a Circle of Your Choosing
4. Press Print Screen on Your Keyboard
5. Voila! A Fresh Circle to Paste/Insert Into Your GIMP Project!

I was just running with the joke and did it a little too well, I guess.

Maybe when it has a GUI. If I wanted to use glorified MS-DOS, I’ll just open the command prompt.

Many experiences over many years. My own curiosity and love of learning really helped save me. But for me it was all made to finally click together by psilocybin.

What is the best package for enabling capitalization?

If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.

Linux!? But I heard that’s nerd stuff and I want to play all the latest video games!?

I put Linux Mint on a thumb drive once a few months ago to try it. So, yeah, I’m pretty into Linux.

Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?

It’s not a Linux party without old Dick!

If you’ve not yet tried putting an OS on an NVME drive, it’ll change your life. Or at least speed up your computing.

I’m trying to learn Houdini. I thought, “Oh, I’ll just download a template and see how it should look.”

Even already-made templates are apparently out-of-my-depth.

Jesus, people, IF YOU LIKE A PIECE OF SOFTWARE, JUST BUY IT!

Don’t worry, Linux doesn’t even mind at this point. ;)

Stop spoiling all the good parts, I haven’t seen it yet!

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?