Agree. The dog doesn’t care for the destination anyways.

Übermorgen, the german word for overmorrow, is in abundant use in Germany. It’s far from obsolete or obscure over here.

You are very right in every aspect of this. It’s a poison, and it kills hundreds of thousands every year.

Friend of mine runs Linux on a 15 years old cheap consumer laptop, and it’s working smoothly for browsing.

Just try. There’s no risk and no costs trying. Have fun.