Lube?

Sell them. There is a market for that.

Onions

Why?

Here, have this useless chatbot instead.

Have you checked your blood pressure?

Unity was a mountain of bugs though. That wasted a lot of goodwill.

That does not matter to the case. Its justice, so it must be done. What the media and the public make from it might be another thing entirely of course.

Hello, this is your IT department/Microsoft/the popes second mistress. We need you to test/revalidate/unfuckulate your Microsoft Authenticator by entering this code….