Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency

Does this also get rid of annoying pop-ups?

Are you a software developer?

I don’t need to have a replacement ready. It’s enough for me to say that the current system does not work.

That’s like saying I don’t need to clean my room if I can just shove everything into the closet

i just squirted so hard grumblebunny pls say acab i’ll literally die

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Please fuck me

Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.

Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it

League of Legends captures and discards the ALT-F4 keystroke combination.

Microsoft trusts app developers to use Microsoft’s standards (such as terminating the process when a close message is received) and they shouldn’t. App developers like Riot have taken advantage of this trust and tuned their apps to act differently than expected, and include code which makes the app minimize to the system tray instead, or force the user to answer questions (“Are you SURE you want to close?”), or do nothing at all.

It should be punishable by death.