Battlestar Galactica will always be my comfort apocalypse.

That sounds like exactly the app I’ve been looking for.

Beech-Nut baby food. They have a history of bad faith actions including multiple citations, years apart and after litigation no less, for “selling artificially flavored sugar water as apple juice.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beech-Nut

Are you sure that’s not an artifact of the powerline data? I use RDP over a wireless bridge to do something similar and some days it’s 10/10 perfect, others it’s dogshit/10.