I tried running mint on a new laptop I bought.

Because the hardware was newer I ran into issue after issue trying to get various drivers and basic things functioning.

Moved to Endeavor, smooth as ice, everything just worked.

So at least from my experience hardware age seems to matter too.

My friends car started making a weird noise.

I said, “it sounds like you blew a seal”

To which she immediately responded “EOAEOOAOAOAAOOO” - which was obviously intended as the sound of a seal coming to climax.