Spykee

I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!

Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

I love your boobs too, bro!

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I said what I said.

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All boobs are beautiful.

I’m a dude. I DON’T have a vibrator.
No, I do NOT.
The fuck you talking about?
The one in my bedroom? That one belongs to my flatmate.
He hides it in my room.
I don’t care if you don’t believe me.
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FUCK YOU!\

Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this…

Dude’s getting 3hrs more than anybody on the planet but is yet to take over the world. My 9th grade was wrong when she said even the richest man in the world gets the same 24hrs as everybody else. Stop lying, Ms. Dorene.