If it’s the first one when why the fuck is it called the 4004 and not just the 1?!

Factually inaccurate.

Yes

Good question. Delete your account and see what happens!

CringeOS!

If you use a swapfile on that setup…

Does that mean you’ve literally DOWNLOADED RAM???

If it were that simple they would have done it.

It’s sometimes (very often) not as simple as asking the compiler to switch architecture and hit the go button.

Google doesn’t control the Linux kernel.

The laptop won’t be 13.3 inches either.

The screen is measured diagonally.

The screen width won’t be 13 inches.

Imagine that… But it going so far that you actually lose the ability to laugh and instead use “lol”

Yeah. It was that.

She said “lol”

Like actually said “lol”. As if it was a word.

Didn’t laugh. Like, she replaced her laughing with this, saying “lol” when she found something funny.

No, that was his wife.