We do.
“If something goes down over the weekend, fewer people see it” - my leadership team.
I guess Asia can report the problem on Sunday and I’ll get a nastygram and fix it that afternoon.
We do.
“If something goes down over the weekend, fewer people see it” - my leadership team.
I guess Asia can report the problem on Sunday and I’ll get a nastygram and fix it that afternoon.
I can use a plunger and knock a turd loose in less than 10 seconds. Getting a bucket and filling it with hot water is at least a few minutes of effort.
Job: Software Dev
Internal stakeholder or C-Suite: presents nebulous idea for workflow/product/feature with no actual end goal
“We have a CRITICAL need for this product. It will REVOLUTIONIZE everything we do here. The stakes could not be higher. THIS MUST BE COMPLETED ASAP”
My boss: Okay. We will move heaven and Earth to get this done for you.
Me: Works 60 hours a week for two months to ensure the new product is successful
Also me: checking usage statistics six months later…last used by me during go live testing
I hate my life.