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 - I’m dying in a religious conflict - Bonus:  
- Are you by chance Irish? 
 
- https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You - UUUHHHHH 
 - monday 
 - inhales - I like coming here. - In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair. - She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14… - It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s. - Nothing can. - It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles. - My love is pure. - She’s made to be mine. - “I want to be with her together.” 
 - tuesday 
 - She just leaved the school to buy her meal. - Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends. - She is so cute. - “I absoluetly want to be with her” 
 - She seems to be alone right now. - “Is it my chance?” - Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton. - Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind. - Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle. - Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him” - Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground. - “aww man” - I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me. 
 - Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing - FBI OPEN UP 
 
 - I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should’ve seen coming. - I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e. 
 
- Apparently I’ll die becoming Israeli  - IDF coming in hot 
- At least you aren’t going to die becoming a southern belle. 
 
 - I think this speaks for itself 
 - I’m dying of stupidity, apparently. - Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol 
 
- well hmm, This could be interesting  
- I have nothing more to add to this. - https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40 
 - I WARNED YEH! 
 DIDN’T I WARN YEH?
 
- Welp…  - Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy. - Praying for death by snu snu… 
 
 
- Is that link rigged…? This is what I got: - I got “How to remove a urinary catheter” 😱🤣 - 😳 
 
- You must be a crewman on the Sargossa 
 
- How To Get More Views on a Facebook Video - God dammit - Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people “pivot to video” 
 
- How would I die by this? - “How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account” - They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables. - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 
 
 
- https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy - Well, at least I was prepared. - That’s so damn funny!!! 
 
- I’m checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here? 









