Oh my god. That ad is so unhinged. I was expecting something like “you wouldn’t steal a car would you? Then dont steal a workout.”

Instead it was like “if you pirate this the FBI WILL hunt you down and put you in prison for the rest of your life.” And the guys voice sounded like if South Park was doing a parody voice. Insane. Richard Simmons didn’t deserve that.

I hope they licensed this footage appropriately and paid the voice actors scale, but I’d bet good money they didn’t.