I actually remind myself this is the worst moment of the day. It gets better and better.
I wake up with rather dark, pessimistic thoughts. They tend to fade toward mid-day.
So, again, I say “this is the literal worst moment of the entire day” (Its very rarely not true)
it was utterly macabre
I was horrified when in Germany and the pizza delivery person came into the house and cut it with a pizza cutter in the open box on the table
it was not, go on
I have a laserjet 1020 and its absolutely flawless
its all of Shrek
das it mayne
getting from my house to my office on my old road bike used to take 45 mins and I’d be sweaty when I got there, and the idea of 45 mins uphill after work used to make me wanna off myself. Since I got an e-assist its 25 mins and I’m like lah de dah meep meep
because everything else people have listed are free
dont ask how people are doing if you don’t care man
wow