Baby reindeer

Can you just tell her that you like to have quiet time at lunch to recharge for the afternoon?

Change ‘listen to’ to ‘watch’ and I’ll rewatch Eternal Sunshine for the first time.

No nightmares… $100/yr and it mostly goes to landscaping at the entrance and repairing the wall when cars drive into it.

Poop knife

We torrented so many movies, so so many movies. It quit being a question of what we wanted to watch and just became a game of how much can I get today. Then I just wandered away from it one day. I never received any letters. I do have a friend who got a letter from Lucas.

I just got one like that. A cheapo on Amazon for $60. So far i love it.

I don’t see how the whole world Internet could rely on cable under the ocean when my phone cable might last barely a year and it just sits in my car, not under water. It’s like computers that control airplanes or NASA, but i constantly have to restart in order to get an email attachment.

This confuses me.

Half wolf half nectarine.

Well, if you put that million dollars somewhere that makes a bit of money and follow the 4% rule, you could take out $40k each year and maybe help 4 kids attend a state school every 4 years.

Yeah. On, i think - I’ve wondered about that over the years. I was 17 and it was an old 1978 Plymouth Fury. Scared the shit out of me! Still does.

I had two similar ones-

1. driving across a bridge and just in front of me, at the end of the bridge, a volswagon eos flew threw the air over the street and landed on the grass on the other side.

2. Driving on a street that’s parallel to railroad tracks and then jogs to cross them. As i crossed the tracks i glanced right and saw the front of the train. I had been driving beside and just on front of it and didn’t realize it.

3. One extra - i was going down a hill in a really dark neighborhood. It was so dark in front of me that i stopped. i was sitting on a boat ramp into the gulf of Mexico.

Yeah… Oh well. Loud and stupid aren’t the worst things I’ve been called.

My mom had a hearing issue so I spent my young life being asked to speak up. Now I’m too loud, except for when i try to adjust it and then I’m to quiet. 🤷

Heard who what?

I think this is my issue. I’m really trying to learn to drink when I’m thirsty and eat when I’m hungry. I forget to drink and then end up with headaches and leg cramps.

Yeah. I work in schools. If you’re near a school and you’re wearing a vest and a jacket when it’s crazy hot out, I’m calling the popos. Fuck you!

If you see something, say something. I’ve called for lots of things - old man barely walking down the street when it’s >100F outside, guy in a bullet proof vest and a hoodie when it was super hot out, couple screaming horrible violent things at each other, … Basically any time i think, “huh, someone more qualified should check on that.”

ETA- in that case i would have called the front desk.

Glow bracelets go super fast in my neighborhood. They even take them off my skeletons. Of course we do candy too.