I have a flashlight in my pocket.

I mean, yeah. 99/100ths of the human race couldn’t lift a fork to their mouth by themselves. it’s why they’re all so fat.

But no you go to the Themes dialog in the settings and change it.

The default silver and green themes didn’t, but it was fairly trivial to make something out of Cinnamon that someone watching you google something would go…wait, that’s not 7, 8 or 10…

Modern day Quickbooks has gone the way of Office 365 hasn’t it? It’s just their website?

That’s something that has me hesitating starting a business, is Linux business software. I’ve heard of Odoo, and it’s allegedly open source but kinda not…?

Same could be said about Mint; I was asked several times what version of WIndows I had on my laptop. Some people are convinced to this day they met a guy running Windows 9.

I said that’s the reason Manjaro exists, not that it’s any good at it.

Nobody has answered me what Zorin is for.

What it would look like is a badly themed badly optimized front end that isn’t in the App store, was recently removed from the Play store, with a rape awful name like CLIT or CL Isn’t Tinder or LibreMeetCute and a nonsense icon. It would rapidly become recognized as the engine used by the huge number of extremely sketchy personals sites that popped up all of a sudden that contain only virtual prostitutes. It would also be the engine that powers Truth Romance. It would have the worst Github issues page in human history.

Why does Zorin exist?

Linux Mint exists to be defuckulated Ubuntu, and to show off the Cinnamon desktop which is defuckulated Gnome.

Neon is KDE’s in-house distro, because I guess they get to have one even if it is functionally identical to Kubuntu.

Manjaro is Arch that’s ready to go out of the box.

What is Zorin for? Do they develop any software, or do they charge money for re-themed Ubuntu Gnome?

surprised its not just Conky.

Or is that a stool?

My experience with LibreOffice is it works fine if you’re doing straightforward things by yourself. MLA formatted essay? “Twelve point double-spaced Times New Roman or you get a zero” and they never noticed my papers were Liberation Sans? Sure that works. “Pick a partner and make a 20 slide PowerPoint presentation” is a nightmare because sharing files back and forth between Powerpoint and Impress doesn’t work very well.

The more usable solution to that is Google Docs. I had a group project with four other guys, and we were all sat around a table typing in the same document at the same time on three different operating systems. Played perfectly well with Windows, Mac and Linux. Us Linux nerds who hate “the cloud” because “someone else’s computer” and Google because “Don’t Be Evil” kind of lurch at that one, but it functions.

Kernel-level anti-cheat, it’s not just for gamers.

“I’m too stupid.”

People want to be ignorant about computers, they try really hard.

I won’t be. I’ve set up my old rig, a Ryzen 3600/Radeon 7600 mini-ITX machine on my television running Bazzite. AFAIK it’s quite a similar experience to SteamOS (Launches in Steam big picture mode, can switch to a KDE desktop, immutable distro with flatpak apps), from what they’ve released, it seems my machine has relatively similar performance, it’s about 3 times as big, but…I don’t need a Steam Machine.

I might spring for a Steam Frame headset though.

I mean, just now I was talking about dual booting Linux and Windows, and they fight over the RTC, Linux wants UTC, Windows wants local time. It’s a line of bash to set Linux to use local time, it’s changing a registry key in Windows.

“They told me to type words into a black screen with green letters, and the mere suggestion burned down my house and killed my family.”

I’m especially talking about smaller utility programs, like a USB stick formatter. If Gnome even has one of their own, it’ll be an empty window with a single button in the top bar that says “Format Drive.” There will be no choice or indication as to the name, the format, or perhaps even which drive to format. Turns out it will always do the removable drive that was mounted first chronologically. What the pity fuck do you mean you want to format a USB drive while your external backup HDD is attached? Who could ever want to do that? Oh and it’ll be carefully designed to be unusable if you use any theme but light Adwaita. If you want to do something specific, open the terminal and use dd.

KDE’s USB stick formatter will include several different wiping algorithms, you can key in a custom string to fill the empty drive space with with unicode support, settings for physical disks and solid state memory, the weird features of SD cards, it’ll support formats only used by Sun Solaris and OS/2, you can specify a maximum write speed, and it’s got a full set of drive encryption tools built in. All of this is perfectly themeable, but the UI elements are crammed a little too dense and not quite lined up right so it has a little bit of amateurish Windows 98 jank to it.

Cinnamon’s USB stick formatter will be somewhere in the middle. It lets you choose which drive to format, what name to call it, which of about 8 formats to put on it, whether to do a “full wipe”, and that’s about it. Made in GTK for Cinnamon’s design language, it looks straightforward but competent, like it’s from Windows 7. Does what almost all users need, almost all of the time, without getting in the way. The only snag I can think of is likely the Cinnamon menu’s fault: They provide a USB Stick Formatter, and a USB Image Writer. And it will switch places in the order it presents so you can’t memorize “for the formatter, type “USB” and hit enter, for the writer, type “USB” press down and enter.” They use the same icon so you have to stop and process the written language to get the app you want.

Is there any part of Gnome that isn’t “minimal and not distracting?” In my experience, the ideal Gnome applet is a blank window with no features, only a burger menu that only has the About info and a button that says “Do Nothing” in the top bar.

To quote Brian Lunduke, because the GPL is viral and functioning systems licensed under the GPL have been published, if a future Rust-based MIT version of Linux ever comes out, we can just “Fork it, then we’ll have our own Linux.”

And the very fact that there’s a million forks doesn’t make it better

Yeah I try to steer folks around the Popular Distro Of The Month because this is the kind of shit that invites. You get some minor gimmick in exchange for several janky reimplementations of software that worked perfectly fine (often package manager GUIs) and significantly poorer googlability when something goes wrong.

Several of the cheese holes* in the YES DO AS I SAY fiasco did exist are because System76 couldn’t leave well enough alone.

The bug was actually in the .deb package itself, not the software in it. The dependency data was made in such a way that if it didn’t see one of the normal, standard Linux GUIs, it would threaten to uninstall the entire GUI. This worked fine on Gnome, KDE, Cinnamon, xfce, LXDE, MATE and Unity, but Pop-Desktop was a weird mutant form of Gnome that didn’t quite match. So this bug pretty much only effected Pop!_OS users. APT is designed to detect something strange like that and offer a very stern warning, and GUIs built on top of APT usually detect that warning and automatically say no and just throw an error message to the user.

This happened to a number of Pop!_OS users, who saw and reported the error to…probably both System76 and Valve. A patched version was released which worked.

The Pop!_Shop was one of those janky reimplementations of software that worked perfectly fine. For some very Apple scented reason, the Pop!_Shop doesn’t do an apt-get update when launched. I’m not sure why they made that decision, if they were relying entirely on the update routine to do it on a schedule, but in most Debian-based systems it’s typical do do an apt-get update before upgrading or installing anything. And that it doesn’t happen at any point during the install process, it means that between a fresh install and a scheduled check for updates you could have an apt cache that was last updated when the installer ISO was packaged, which may have been weeks ago.

That’s what happened to Linus. The bugged version was in his apt cache, and neither he nor the system performed an apt update before he started installing stuff.

What is Linus’ fault is how he reacted to that error. What would happen if some Windows setup.exe had failed? Would he have opened up Powershell and tried to force it to go? No, he’d google “SoftwareName failed to install on windows” and find instructions pertinent to his problem. So why didn’t he do that here? He didn’t google “failed to install steam on popos” which would have turned up discussions of the problem and the correct solution of updating and trying again. Instead, he copped an attitude about how Linux GUIs don’t work (it did; it detected a potential catastrophe and prevented it) and instead googled “How to install steam in terminal”. The page he found, he either skimmed a bit too fast, or was faulty. Because most instructions for installing something on .deb based systems will instruct you to do an apt update and apt upgrade first, which would have prevented the problem. But either someone wrote it wrong, or Linus skipped that part, did an apt install, ignored the dire dire warning, and watched X die.

Now. Remember a few paragraphs ago when I called the Pop!_Shop “Apple scented?” In another episode of LTT, Linus was reviewing a set of AirPods. They were playing audio out of sync, and needed a firmware update. The process for performing this firmware update was to pair them to an iPhone (no other Apple device would do, ONLY an iPhone), put them in their case with the lid open, on the phone go to into the settings to the version number page for the AirPods, and wait, they should update. Linus, and me, bitched about that. At the time, the only way to manually perform an apt update through the GUI was to launch the Pop!_Shop, go to the Installed tab, and wait. No “Check for updates” button. So even if it occurred to you to try, it wasn’t apparent how.

*The Swiss cheese model of accident analysis works like this: for an accident to occur, usually multiple factors have to line up just right, like the holes in random slices of Swiss cheese.