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Make a beeline for the location of a billionaire CEO.
I’ve always been on about this! A suicial assassin is an unstoppable force. A man that has nothing to lose is a dangerous one. Two bullets n’ a gun, you’re taking someone with you to hell. They can’t question you, sentance you, shame you, and if you killed some popular enough guy you’ll go down in history. If you’re client has the capacity they can even pay your family.
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
When you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
Music, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
Yes
When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
May I see it?
One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
Well, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
The secret ingredient… is #Crime 😎
What are they gonna do? Kill me?
Go through all my RPG saves and use all the super powerful items I’ve been “saving” to finally see what they all do.
Procrastinate while doom scrolling
Research life insurance policies, transfer my clients to other providers, and move everything important into my partner’s name (car title, utilities, etc) and create a list of all my passwords and such for her.
Just covering all the logistics would probably take most of the day, and I’d wanna clean and organize all my stuff/our apartment so she’s not stuck with that too.
I’d probably try to get about an hour on the phone with each of my immediate family members while I clean and organize.
Hopefully I’d have a few hours left to spend with my partner in the evening, which I imagine we’d mostly spend crying together
Also I’d max out my credit cards on online orders for stuff for my partner, friends, and family
This is the most responsible one so far.
Honor Luigi.
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Run command
/gamemode 1
I’d probably do a bunch of MDMA and just head to the beach or somewhere in nature and have a blast.
I haven’t done drugs in over a decade and probably won’t ever get back into them, but man if I knew I only had 24 hours left I’d be back in a heartbeat.
The same exact thing I’m gonna do without that knowledge.
Enjoy the day together with my wife.A good number of people would die at my hands. Too many bad actors wrecking people I love lives to be left alone if I can give a good use to my final hour.
At this point I’ve already long since been dead inside, so it’s well past time that my body finally joined my spirit. At least I’d go out happier knowing that I wouldn’t actually have to live through the second coming of Repugnican-induced hell - a.k.a. “this time we’re gonna hit the ground running and do our damnedest to thoroughly destroy what’s left of the country in under four years.”
Go blow myself up at some politician
Where do you get the bomb?
Ita not that hard to make one, it’s p simple
Say “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
Would I know it’s my last day? If so, skip work and take a nap. If not, work then take a nap.
